rapewhistled:

we evolved for hundreds of thousands of years to hunt and eat and live a certain way and now we all are forced to live in cement buildings and sit at ur job from 9-5 and u wonder why everyone seems to have a psychological disorder

(via wolflahey14)

lazycookies:

*rubs eyes*

*remembers i’m wearing eye makeup*

*scREAMS*

(via wolflahey14)

getoffmybloghoe:

broyolo:

getoffmybloghoe:

getoffmybloghoe:

what type of dog is the best at poker?

a pug probably

wtf does this even mean

(via foreveralone-lyguy)

skypestripper:

how to sex

1. put thing on thing

2. baby

(via irritate)

thereasonimpale:

mycroft-queenofcake:

thewierdointhegroup:

i-have-been-johnlocked:

i-am-a-wayward-daughter:

the-fandoms-are-cool:

barrett-the-babe:

charile:

i hope you hit post limit 

I hope your gravestone is in comic sans

I hope you have to use algebra in your career

I hope you lose all your shoes and have to wear crocs

i hope your computer crashes

i hope you step on a lego

i hope they cancel oprah

(via thg-jhutchlover)